can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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