So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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