just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Randomize
