I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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