Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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