I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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