My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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