I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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