Kiss
Puke
There was a lot of him and a little penis
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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