He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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