Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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