WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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