How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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