How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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