it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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