gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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