am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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