so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Randomize
