do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
