fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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