Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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