You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize
