is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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