I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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