Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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