2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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