i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
So vagazzling was a success
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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