what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
There's always time for handjobs
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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