The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Enjoy the penises
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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