Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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