plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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