just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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