Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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