Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
