sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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