So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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