READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
