her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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