so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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