I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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