I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
