She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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