we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
