Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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