Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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