what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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