She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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