Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Sponge bath it is.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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