i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
My ass is underappreciated
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Randomize
