Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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